tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3488651241352366915.post265624977311134838..comments2024-01-15T04:46:58.572-05:00Comments on Atheist Camel: Hump’s New World Dictionary of Christian GibberishDromedary Humphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14165566701791663057noreply@blogger.comBlogger31125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3488651241352366915.post-88748248884449683732010-03-22T11:35:19.595-04:002010-03-22T11:35:19.595-04:00http://engforum.pravda.ru/showthread.php?t=280780
...http://engforum.pravda.ru/showthread.php?t=280780<br /><br /><br />Einstein puts the final nail in the coffin of atheism...<br /><br /><br />*************************************<br />http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7vpw4AH8QQ<br /><br />*************************************<br /><br />atheists deny their own life element...<br /><br />add some comment moderation to your blog of blasphemy...idiot...DMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11389651479904502758noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3488651241352366915.post-74084766237145726582010-03-20T19:46:28.121-04:002010-03-20T19:46:28.121-04:00add some comment moderation to your blasphemy blog...add some comment moderation to your blasphemy blog, little fool…<br /><br />http://community.history.com/topic/2477/master/1/DMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11389651479904502758noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3488651241352366915.post-75220928611755614452010-03-18T19:48:19.773-04:002010-03-18T19:48:19.773-04:00Ha! Nicely done everyone. Good stuff that may we...Ha! Nicely done everyone. Good stuff that may well find it's way into the sequel. <br /><br />Lisa, I must say If there were a title for this exercise you'd be a top contender.Dromedary Humphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14165566701791663057noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3488651241352366915.post-70253710291813870332010-03-18T19:40:41.621-04:002010-03-18T19:40:41.621-04:00pray-er, n. 1. Person who is willing to think abo...<b><i>pray</i>-er</b>, <i>n</i>. <b>1.</b> Person who is willing to think about your problems, but not actually do anything to help. "I need five more dollars or I'm going to be evicted!" "I'll pray for you to get it." <b>2.</b> One who stalks their prey in a church.<br /><br /><b><i>pew</i></b>, <i>n</i>. An appropriate name, considering the BS you encounter while sitting in one.The Revhttp://trdsf.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3488651241352366915.post-40460327500853243882010-03-18T09:49:09.617-04:002010-03-18T09:49:09.617-04:00amen = ah, menamen = ah, menAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3488651241352366915.post-79932980275677727652010-03-16T20:39:04.237-04:002010-03-16T20:39:04.237-04:00POSTED ON BEHALF OF RACHEL @ HER EMAIL REQUEST:
...POSTED ON BEHALF OF RACHEL @ HER EMAIL REQUEST:<br /><br /> Arm- a- ged- don, verb: (from the Texas slang) to leave in a hurry before the world ends, skedaddle, vamanos <br />(i.e. "Armageddon outa here befur yore husband gets home")Dromedary Humphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14165566701791663057noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3488651241352366915.post-34905026988504268002010-03-16T15:39:54.266-04:002010-03-16T15:39:54.266-04:00Sometimes I just can't resist replying to the ...Sometimes I just can't resist replying to the Fundies. :-)<br /><br />Facebook status prayer: <br />"God, restore me to the man I have yet to become. Equip me with the weapons to perform your will. Clear my vision. Provide direction, and set firm a straight path before my feet. Set my gaze upon you alone Lord. Forgive me. Wash me in Your cleansing blood and prepare me for war. Define me within Your being O' God. Test me. Prove me. Send me O' Lord God. "Here am I, Send me!"<br /><br />My reply: <br />So literally you are asking for plastic surgery to add wrinkles (Not sure how else you can restore something from the future), laser eye surgery, a taser, a GPS, an engineer to construct your driveway. blinkers with a plastic bobblehead Jesus in front. A bath in red wine (let's pass on the blood) and an application to the Army for a trip to Afghanistan. After the wine, a Breathalyzer test. Parcel yourself up in a big cardboard box, put a stamp on it and you will be 'sent'.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3488651241352366915.post-74063830714615242172010-03-16T15:07:10.102-04:002010-03-16T15:07:10.102-04:00Heav'n, n. - where the blessed go after heav&#...Heav'n, n. - where the blessed go after heav'n the b.s. onto the younger generation<br /><br />Friar, n. - church official of yore whose duty it was to fry the brains of his parishoners, also spelled "fryer."<br /><br />Pope, n. - anagram of "oppe," root word of opressorLisanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3488651241352366915.post-37908861087873907172010-03-16T15:02:43.894-04:002010-03-16T15:02:43.894-04:00Bishop, n. - A church chessman skilled at moving p...Bishop, n. - A church chessman skilled at moving priests diagonally from parish to parish<br />LisaLisanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3488651241352366915.post-85672118628077682582010-03-16T13:18:24.376-04:002010-03-16T13:18:24.376-04:00Immaculate conception = cloning
Just immagine it....Immaculate conception = cloning<br /><br />Just immagine it. Reproduction without exchange of nasty body fluids or any get down and dirty sex acts involved! And people can keep their damned genetic mutations to themselves and cease to impose them on others! And best of all: the kid will be an absolute replica of his/her parent's DNA - nobody else's DND to contend with at all!<br /><br />You can't get more immaculate than that! You'd think the catholics would be all fired up about this, but no, one mention of cloning and they're all over you like a bad suit.LaurieBnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3488651241352366915.post-13082174413171842852010-03-16T12:22:23.988-04:002010-03-16T12:22:23.988-04:00LOLOL!
I can't wait for the new book. :)LOLOL! <br /><br />I can't wait for the new book. :)Rachellenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3488651241352366915.post-23326541770427787112010-03-16T10:05:51.137-04:002010-03-16T10:05:51.137-04:00Satan, verb - to show animosity; an extreme dislik...Satan, verb - to show animosity; an extreme dislike for. "Cletus got heema new job with the Appalachian ski-patrol. He'z mo' den not likin' it, he satan it!!"Motorheadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18148722323551221745noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3488651241352366915.post-4536739513821506192010-03-16T09:49:26.283-04:002010-03-16T09:49:26.283-04:00Number of the Beast, noun - the phone number of an...Number of the Beast, noun - the phone number of an ex-spouse, unliked in-law, I.R.S., tele-marketer, lawyer, church, minister, priest, criminals, theist, et al. "I didn't answer the phone. The number of the beast was on the caller I.D."Motorheadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18148722323551221745noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3488651241352366915.post-78419940604663271302010-03-16T09:27:47.530-04:002010-03-16T09:27:47.530-04:00Cru-ci-fix, noun - a liquid cure-all; used mainly ...Cru-ci-fix, noun - a liquid cure-all; used mainly in internal combustion engines. "We'z can have'r up-n-runnin' in no time Bubba. Just pour you a can of that thar Crucifix in'r and we'll take'r for a spin."<br /><br />NOTE: I think Crucifix was marketed by K-tel in the '70's. It slipped off the radar like Slick 50 did.Motorheadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18148722323551221745noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3488651241352366915.post-74490782603284599102010-03-15T21:11:16.852-04:002010-03-15T21:11:16.852-04:00Circumcision, noun – Custom of preparing a young b...Circumcision, noun – Custom of preparing a young boy for his priest.<br /><br />Communion, noun – To engage in the cannibalistic act of consuming one’s leader.<br /> <br />Crusades, noun – Gentile act of persuading one to convert to a different set of mythological beliefs.<br /><br />Dark Ages, noun – Peak of Christian enlightenment.<br /><br />Sex, verb – See evil.<br /><br />Prayer, verb – To speak to one’s self.Beyond Beliefhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10266544936540544182noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3488651241352366915.post-15472315201727682192010-03-15T20:43:24.553-04:002010-03-15T20:43:24.553-04:00Pastor, verb - to move past; go by a lady who is m...Pastor, verb - to move past; go by a lady who is moving slower than yourself. "Dis how I'za seein' it officer, dat gal was a movin' too slow fer my likin'. So.....I pastor!"Motorheadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18148722323551221745noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3488651241352366915.post-69996146240692807002010-03-15T19:13:46.157-04:002010-03-15T19:13:46.157-04:00Covenant, verb - hide from view or knowledge. &qu...Covenant, verb - hide from view or knowledge. "Iffin you'z don't want that thar ridin' mower to be seen, you'z best be covenant."Motorheadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18148722323551221745noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3488651241352366915.post-81211240022973488532010-03-15T18:44:00.128-04:002010-03-15T18:44:00.128-04:00Motor, thanks for the nice words.
NEBob, not till...Motor, thanks for the nice words.<br /><br />NEBob, not till 2011; tentatively entitled: <br />"The Atheist Camel Rants Again"Dromedary Humphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14165566701791663057noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3488651241352366915.post-9945957697227956662010-03-15T18:41:54.003-04:002010-03-15T18:41:54.003-04:00So when is the next book? Does it have a theme?So when is the next book? Does it have a theme?NewEnglandBobhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07190715223856189053noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3488651241352366915.post-36253292528720376012010-03-15T18:36:35.174-04:002010-03-15T18:36:35.174-04:00LOL Hump! It's the very least I can do. I wo...LOL Hump! It's the very least I can do. I would LOVE to see these in your next book! I'm trying to think of more. You've given me everything I've EVER asked of you, above and beyond the call of duty, as it were. I'm simply trying to return the favor!Motorheadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18148722323551221745noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3488651241352366915.post-3280491822153729662010-03-15T18:30:59.090-04:002010-03-15T18:30:59.090-04:00Hey, we're on a roll here, thanks.
Oh, BTW a ...Hey, we're on a roll here, thanks.<br /><br />Oh, BTW a legal disclaimer: if I use your definitions in my next book there will be no compensation coming your way. Oh, and by posting here you reliquish any rights to the definitions.<br />Let me see... I think that covers my Hump :)Dromedary Humphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14165566701791663057noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3488651241352366915.post-49401045140963049802010-03-15T16:46:40.385-04:002010-03-15T16:46:40.385-04:00Dis-ci-ple, noun - a particular pomaceous fruit, s...Dis-ci-ple, noun - a particular pomaceous fruit, species Malus domestica. "No, you dolt!! I'm not eating that apple, I'm eating disciple." <br /><br /><br />Note: My last 2 entries will serve better using a Mississippian accent. Thank you...Motorheadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18148722323551221745noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3488651241352366915.post-84163447316445869412010-03-15T15:36:14.863-04:002010-03-15T15:36:14.863-04:00Cru-ci-fied, euphemistic adjective - to describe a...Cru-ci-fied, euphemistic adjective - to describe a car that's been neglected. "Can't take'r on a cruise anymore. This car is crucified."Motorheadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18148722323551221745noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3488651241352366915.post-35683787842653022852010-03-15T15:26:18.325-04:002010-03-15T15:26:18.325-04:00Saw a shirt the other day along this same line. Sa...Saw a shirt the other day along this same line. Said, "Just because I don't subscribe to your beliefs doesn't mean I don't like you. Sometimes." <br /><br />Great post, Hump!Angelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10724264061719518367noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3488651241352366915.post-68221540510207644602010-03-15T13:28:26.950-04:002010-03-15T13:28:26.950-04:00LOLOL!!! This is a good way to start off a Monday....LOLOL!!! This is a good way to start off a Monday. LOL! Funny stuff, Hump (et al). LOL!<br /><br />I'm still tired from the time change...so maybe someone else can redefine the fairly new and utterly useless term "intelligent design." LOL!Rachellenoreply@blogger.com