tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3488651241352366915.post7162303386641163619..comments2024-01-15T04:46:58.572-05:00Comments on Atheist Camel: Crazy Xtian EmailsDromedary Humphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14165566701791663057noreply@blogger.comBlogger25125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3488651241352366915.post-76544415444243600842010-02-19T00:17:45.850-05:002010-02-19T00:17:45.850-05:00Hey Longhorn..Thanks for listening!! Yeah..that w...Hey Longhorn..Thanks for listening!! Yeah..that was the most fun interview I ever did on radio. <br /><br />And how'd you like the whacko fundie :) Man, he is the poster boy for fundie nuts, that was awesome! I liked thhrowing my reverse christian platitude line at him: "If a secularist hurt you at some time, I'm sorry." Hahah... I've wanted to say that to a Xtian for years.<br /><br />Thanks again for listening.Dromedary Humphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14165566701791663057noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3488651241352366915.post-83325168763436257262010-02-18T23:53:00.651-05:002010-02-18T23:53:00.651-05:00Hump, Colmes says your a good christian!! LMAO! ...Hump, Colmes says your a good christian!! LMAO! I also loved your line about Jesus beaming people up. I listened for about an hour and your interview was the most interesting part of the show! Good advertising for your book as well. It's on my to do list.<br /><br />I get what you are saying about insurance being a numbers game. One of my best friends owns an insurance agency. They certainly provide a valuable service, but some times I still feel like I'm getting ripped off! However, the pricing for Eternal Earth Bound Pets is extremely reasonable! The best part though is putting christians in the inevitable quandry of having to examine their beliefs when considering your service. That rocks!!longhorn believerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15520126985162930925noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3488651241352366915.post-17820498450393449442010-02-17T09:27:09.054-05:002010-02-17T09:27:09.054-05:00immitation is the highest form of flattery ;)immitation is the highest form of flattery ;)Dromedary Humphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14165566701791663057noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3488651241352366915.post-19957483771602685572010-02-17T04:25:03.586-05:002010-02-17T04:25:03.586-05:00Welcome to Rapture Pet insurance inc. Sing up to d...Welcome to Rapture Pet insurance inc. Sing up to day and receive a free tea spoon in genuine scrap metal.<br /><br />Take advantage of our life time offer 4999.99$ <br /><br />Or sign up for a monthly payment 19.99$ (Spoon not included)<br /><br />Yes don’t be an idiot. Sign up today and make sure your pet’s needs are taking care of as you bask in the glory of your god.<br />------------<br /><br />Perhaps the spoon is stretching it:)Rastifanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09548179186486686584noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3488651241352366915.post-26872473861367548262010-02-17T04:05:35.762-05:002010-02-17T04:05:35.762-05:00@Apologist
I was thinking more in the lines of
...@Apologist<br /><br />I was thinking more in the lines of <br /><br />"All Dogs go to Heaven(?)"<br /><br />"I'm stupid" is not accurate at all - I've met my fair share of brilliant religious minds :)Contents under pressuehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08150798234316773741noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3488651241352366915.post-86643052192382992022010-02-16T22:28:44.772-05:002010-02-16T22:28:44.772-05:00Exactly, Hump. That career requires excelling in t...Exactly, Hump. That career requires excelling in the Eglish language, rhetoric, and oh I don't know.... reason. <br /><br />LOL my security word was "banter."Angelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10724264061719518367noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3488651241352366915.post-18512668221849294982010-02-16T17:07:08.972-05:002010-02-16T17:07:08.972-05:00Christian Apologist...
Don't leave your day j...Christian Apologist...<br /><br />Don't leave your day job for a career in Marketing.Dromedary Humphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14165566701791663057noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3488651241352366915.post-16452415172560168632010-02-16T16:10:26.045-05:002010-02-16T16:10:26.045-05:00It may be bad for your business but you may want t...It may be bad for your business but you may want to consider offering a complementary "I'm Stupid" sign with all purchases.Christian Apologisthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15644769968798609435noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3488651241352366915.post-65288858897424038742010-02-16T14:43:36.937-05:002010-02-16T14:43:36.937-05:00There is no logical reason why you'd have to b...There is no logical reason why you'd have to believe something would/could happen in order to not take advantage of these kinds of morons. If they're dumb enough to fall for it then they got what they deserve. And quite honestly, it's the not-so-subtle poking like this that really gets people's attention for just how idiotic their beliefs are.<br /><br />It'd be like telling a bookie, "Five years from now on this day and at this hour it's going to rain purple." He takes your bet why?? Because he wants to make money off you, ya darn fool! <br /><br />I think it's pretty telling when in order to uphold a "christian nation" one must trample on a person's free speech in order to let the Christian ideals prosper. (prayer in the school)<br /><br />The contract Hump is offering is legal. And no on can prove God in a court of law. Hmmm.... funny how that works out. We're HAPPIER with God not being proven and have more freedoms to boot.Angelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10724264061719518367noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3488651241352366915.post-89727068184936400882010-02-16T13:13:28.459-05:002010-02-16T13:13:28.459-05:00Contents said: "It's official - there IS ...Contents said: "It's official - there IS a dumbfuckistan :("<br /><br />LOL! I totally agree. It's sad but also sadly funny. I'm amazed that some of these nuts haven't been locked away yet.<br /><br />I'm sure Hump's replies were golden. LOL!Rachellenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3488651241352366915.post-48007855112584753922010-02-16T08:54:38.847-05:002010-02-16T08:54:38.847-05:00Longhorn asks: "I'm still not sure how si...Longhorn asks: "I'm still not sure how sincere a service it can be when you don't think the rapture is going to happen."<br /><br />Long, if you read my comment on one of the letters, where I talk about offering Bigfoot insurance, it kinda sums it up. <br /><br />The Insurance industry is predicated on insuring people for things that the insurance company doesn't think they will ever have to payout. While admittedly the odds for having to execute MY contracts is (in OUR opinion) infinitly smaller than the odds insurance companies typically work with, the concept is identical. <br /><br />But my infrastructure, and pet rescuers are real. So is my committment to fulfill the contracts in the 500 trillion to 1 chance I'm wrong and they are right. What can be more sincere than that? <br /><br />Rasti... yes you are right. But she could never see that. She is(they are) blind to the incongruities.Dromedary Humphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14165566701791663057noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3488651241352366915.post-64230089773962737302010-02-16T05:17:53.980-05:002010-02-16T05:17:53.980-05:00I like to think of myself as a good person, (my ni...I like to think of myself as a good person, (my niece tells me I am when I give her money) so I tried to keep the laughter and ridicule at a responsible level.<br />I failed horribly in my mission when I reached!<br /><br />“If the rapture were to happen would you believe then?”<br /><br />Let’s get this straight. Melyssa here asks you if you would believe in the light of such indisputable evidence. But sure who wouldn’t? Who would be so foolish? Well Melyssa herself for example.<br /><br />The scientific evidence for the origin of life, age of the universe, those damn fossils and the fact that there probably wasn’t a talking snake have been piling up over the centuries and have been devastating to religious dogma on these matters. Meylissa in a typical Christian manner are in fact herself ignoring indisputable evidence while asking others to accept them if they occur.<br /><br />I just though the point was worth mentioning.Rastifanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09548179186486686584noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3488651241352366915.post-50622298262958527562010-02-16T03:52:52.901-05:002010-02-16T03:52:52.901-05:00I love the way that some of the respondents assume...I love the way that some of the respondents assume that atheists (or their daughters) enjoy going out and screwing football...or can't really love their family and friends.<br /><br />It scares and depresses that there are people who actually think this way!<br /><br />KNOBENDS!Sproglethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08566657652563198357noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3488651241352366915.post-71086828538050972662010-02-16T03:25:57.134-05:002010-02-16T03:25:57.134-05:00@Joyce, thank you for your perspective. And for th...@Joyce, thank you for your perspective. And for the record, I don't consider all Christians imbecils. But signing up for this service sure makes people look stupid. However, I definitely get the humor!!! I'm still not sure how sincere a service it can be when you don't think the rapture is going to happen. I have no problem with the service personally, since it is mostly about making a point. I was just wondering how Hump felt about itlonghorn believerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15520126985162930925noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3488651241352366915.post-2011572057945213452010-02-16T00:52:20.458-05:002010-02-16T00:52:20.458-05:00Anthony...thanks! Didn't know about the son.
...Anthony...thanks! Didn't know about the son.<br /><br />Joyce,... thats one reason why you're my favorite non-relative Christian :)Dromedary Humphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14165566701791663057noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3488651241352366915.post-43243749039213831642010-02-15T23:59:52.144-05:002010-02-15T23:59:52.144-05:00I am a friend of Drom and am Christian. Nope, I (a...I am a friend of Drom and am Christian. Nope, I (and my husband) are not *token* friends -- we had to earn the right! lol<br /><br />Anyway, as a Christian I'd like to address Rachel's questions from my perspective.<br /><br />Rachel asked: <i>"Do you feel any guilt at all for taking advantage of these imbecils? I'm only projecting my own feelings on you of course. Or do you do it just to make the point that they are gullible imbecils?"</i><br /><br />Drom, and those who have committed to care for these animals, are sincere in their intents to honor these contracts should the Rapture occur (within the next 10 years). Those who have enlisted the help of Eternal Earthbound Pets have also done so in sincerity. I don't see it as taking advantage ... the offer is real. The contract is legal. (Of course, if the Rapture <i>does</i> occur, there won't be anyone around to sue them anyhow. LOL). Apparently this gives those who have enlisted EEP for pet care peace of mind. Again, with all parties being upfront at the time of signing up, I don't see how anyone is being taken advantage of. <br /><br />Are people giggling and getting a kick out of this? Oh, definitely! (You won't see <i>my</i> pets being signed up!) But does it provide a service to those who are concerned about their pets? It does. <br /><br />No harm, no foul.Joycehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01997133316132366203noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3488651241352366915.post-81215044734077910742010-02-15T22:39:05.893-05:002010-02-15T22:39:05.893-05:00Hey Hump,
Indeed the one Xtian was referring to M...Hey Hump,<br /><br />Indeed the one Xtian was referring to Madalyn Murray O'Hair. The son reference is regarding William J. Murray, one of her sons who became a Christian and wrote a book called <a href="http://www.amazon.com/MY-LIFE-WITHOUT-GOD-WilliamJ-Murray/dp/1565070291/ref=tmm_pap_title_0" rel="nofollow">My Life Without God</a>. A book I read years ago when I was still a Xtian myself. He details his life with his atheist mom, how he was used to have prayer taken out of school and his subsequent conversion to faith.Anthonyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17693944542336729866noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3488651241352366915.post-79021117821443436092010-02-15T22:15:34.418-05:002010-02-15T22:15:34.418-05:00Rachel, I had an inkling of who the fundie meant. ...Rachel, I had an inkling of who the fundie meant. But she had both the first and last name wrong and WTF is with the son reference?...I dunno. <br /><br />If I included my actual responses it would have made an already long article twice as long. This was already the longest blog post I ever posted.<br /><br />YOU ASKED: "Do you feel any guilt at all for taking advantage of these imbecils?"<br /><br />Nope!<br /><br />YOU ASKED: Or do you do it just to make the point that they are gullible imbecils?<br /><br />Heheh... ;)Dromedary Humphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14165566701791663057noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3488651241352366915.post-30357021691682131492010-02-15T22:10:39.420-05:002010-02-15T22:10:39.420-05:00POSTED ON BEHALF OF RACHEL:
Hump, I'm ROTF...POSTED ON BEHALF OF RACHEL: <br /><br /> Hump, I'm ROTFLMAO!! But why did you deprive us of your responses? BTW, O'Hare is Madlyn Murray O'Hare (spelling?)- famous atheist of the 70's, Or at least she was famous in fundamentalist circles. She sued a local school district over prayer in school. It went to the Supreme Court and so she is credited with getting prayer removed from schools, thus inserting her into the atheist hall of fame as far as fundies are concerned! One of her sons eventually rejected atheism. Also she was horribly murdered....because she was an atheist of course! Fundies love this story. <br /><br />I do have one question. Do you feel any guilt at all for taking advantage of these imbecils? I'm only projecting my own feelings on you of course. Or do you do it just to make the point that they are gullible imbecils?<br /><br />Thanks,<br />Rachel<br /><br />P. S. If you don't mind, post this for me. Can't get to computerDromedary Humphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14165566701791663057noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3488651241352366915.post-19753696367029544052010-02-15T21:40:21.198-05:002010-02-15T21:40:21.198-05:00Thanks, SanDiego ... maybe I'll just use them ...Thanks, SanDiego ... maybe I'll just use them for the side column "Words of Ignorance" section as I get them.Dromedary Humphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14165566701791663057noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3488651241352366915.post-46438943357019332162010-02-15T21:37:16.501-05:002010-02-15T21:37:16.501-05:00I second NewEnglandBob's suggestion - have a p...I second NewEnglandBob's suggestion - have a page of Xtian emails with your commentary. Keep up the good work!SanDiegoHenrynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3488651241352366915.post-91803270166009964152010-02-15T21:12:43.548-05:002010-02-15T21:12:43.548-05:00ROFLMAO...you three guys crack me up!!!!ROFLMAO...you three guys crack me up!!!!Dromedary Humphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14165566701791663057noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3488651241352366915.post-27742010146195769712010-02-15T19:40:49.558-05:002010-02-15T19:40:49.558-05:00That has been so entertaining, Hump. I think you n...That has been so entertaining, Hump. I think you need to have a separate page on your web site just for these kind of emails. A place we can go to for laughs.<br /><br />The writers of those emails probably have an IQ of 150 - TOTAL - summed up between them.<br /><br />I was thinking of sending emails to some of them, but I won't bother, since none of them actually speak English and would never understand logic or reason or critical thought.NewEnglandBobhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07190715223856189053noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3488651241352366915.post-47803143985579673662010-02-15T19:39:46.991-05:002010-02-15T19:39:46.991-05:00Holy crap!!!! That's just amazingly pathetic! ...Holy crap!!!! That's just amazingly pathetic! I laughed and then thought; WTF? Lock your doors and load the gun is right!<br /><br />As responsible caring pet owners they need to think hard and ask themselves; "What if I'm wrong about Fido going in the rapture?" Isn't it better to take Pascals wager and purchase care for Fido just in case they are wrong? If they are correct and Fido goes with them, they win and lost nothing.<br /><br />If Fido is not permitted in to join his master in rapture, then Fido could suffer a terrible TERRIBLE fate!<br /><br />Isn't it wiser to be safe and purchase pet care from Eternally Earthbound Pet's "just in case".<br />By doing so, they insure that Fido has nothing to loose and is surrounded by love, even during the tribulation.<br /><br />The rapture always cracked me up. Of course people would believe if millions of people suddenly disappeared from the face of the earth. All of human kind would drop to their knees and repent, pick up their bible's run off to Sunday school, attack and kill the Anti-Christ or anyone who claims to be Christ! But not soon after, they would begin killing each other again over scriptural interpretation much like they do today, and God will sit by and watch, do nothing and allow millions to suffer and die horrible deaths in his name. JUST LIKE TODAY.<br /><br />Ciao,<br />Enrico (Henry) SEnrico Shttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16884405871476345058noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3488651241352366915.post-77818904941404149492010-02-15T19:33:55.273-05:002010-02-15T19:33:55.273-05:00Almost all the emails on the hatemail is from AOL....Almost all the emails on the hatemail is from AOL.<br /><br />It's official - there IS a dumbfuckistan :(Contents under pressuehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08150798234316773741noreply@blogger.com