Dear Valued Readers,
I am happy to announce this will be my last post on this blog.
For the better part of my life I have rejected God. During those many years my pride and my intellect have driven me to speak against Him and defile His name and that of His son Jesus Christ. I realize now how very wrong I’ve been.
The other day I went to church for a memorial service for a friend of my wife’s. In the course of the reading by the minister, which included John 3:16, I had an epiphany. The selflessness of Jesus’ sacrifice; His love for us all; the giving of the full measure of His devotion so that all Mankind could find salvation and ever lasting life in him, hit me like a ton of bricks. I asked for His forgiveness. I felt it flow through me. It felt as though a great weight was lifted from my shoulders. I cried.
The entire congregation came together to comfort me. I felt like the prodigal son who had finally come home, and found true love among those who have always known what I had always rejected. For the first time in my life I feel completeness, a wholeness I didn’t even know I was missing.
I will be starting a new blog next week: http://www.camelforchrist.com/ . From that point on I will be devoting all my writings to the Truth of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit. I hope you will join me there. I am imploring everyone to reconsider and come to Jesus as I have done. Accept Him; ask Him to come into your life before it is too late.
It doesn’t mean you have to relinquish your belief in evolution or science. It is simply recognizing that without God evolution could never have happened. He made it all possible, as He makes all things possible. I know this now.
To those who reject Him still, whose hearts are hardened by their intellect and secularism I say to you that I know what you are feeling. I was there. Believe me when I tell you that opening your heart, and mind, and life to Jesus will give you a perspective you’ve never had.
Yours in Christ,
Dromedary Hump
I am happy to announce this will be my last post on this blog.
For the better part of my life I have rejected God. During those many years my pride and my intellect have driven me to speak against Him and defile His name and that of His son Jesus Christ. I realize now how very wrong I’ve been.
The other day I went to church for a memorial service for a friend of my wife’s. In the course of the reading by the minister, which included John 3:16, I had an epiphany. The selflessness of Jesus’ sacrifice; His love for us all; the giving of the full measure of His devotion so that all Mankind could find salvation and ever lasting life in him, hit me like a ton of bricks. I asked for His forgiveness. I felt it flow through me. It felt as though a great weight was lifted from my shoulders. I cried.
The entire congregation came together to comfort me. I felt like the prodigal son who had finally come home, and found true love among those who have always known what I had always rejected. For the first time in my life I feel completeness, a wholeness I didn’t even know I was missing.
I will be starting a new blog next week: http://www.camelforchrist.com/ . From that point on I will be devoting all my writings to the Truth of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit. I hope you will join me there. I am imploring everyone to reconsider and come to Jesus as I have done. Accept Him; ask Him to come into your life before it is too late.
It doesn’t mean you have to relinquish your belief in evolution or science. It is simply recognizing that without God evolution could never have happened. He made it all possible, as He makes all things possible. I know this now.
To those who reject Him still, whose hearts are hardened by their intellect and secularism I say to you that I know what you are feeling. I was there. Believe me when I tell you that opening your heart, and mind, and life to Jesus will give you a perspective you’ve never had.
Yours in Christ,
Dromedary Hump
If it is true then it is truly a shame.
ReplyDeleteDamn it man!!!
ReplyDeleteIt's April Fools day.
I was screaming "Medic!! man down man down"
tip of the hat to you sir
SMILE HUMP! g0d HATES US!
ReplyDeleteLuckily, through His/Her/It's son Jesus, we can trick him into liking us.
(thereby defeating our invisible adversary)….
Atheist, adulterers, democrats, murderers, homosexuals, Catholics: do you know what these “people” have in common? That’s right: g0d hates Us. He/She/It hates Us with the wrath of a thousand suns. And His/Her/It's mercy will not last forever.
Obama, 9/11, hurricane Katrina, AIDS, and of course, illegal immigration are all signs that our time is running out and g0d will soon pour out his wrath upon this evil nation of atheist, fags, abortion, and interracial marriage.
Are you a sinner? Well are you breathing? The answer to both questions is an obvious “yes”. And where do sinners go? Hell, of course!
But it doesn’t have to be that way for Us! Thanks to Jesus’ sacrifice on the cross, g0d’s unquenchable blood lust can be fulfilled and we can live a life of peace, forgiveness, and smug superiority. By accepting Jesus’ gift of salvation, you can be saved from the fires of hell and live knowing that you no longer need grace! g0d will be forced to like you enough to let you into heaven when you die!
Just pray:
“Jesus, I am an awful person and g0d hates me for my awful, disgusting vileness. Please come into my heart so that I can live freely knowing that I am ok.”
Congratulations! Now you won’t have to ask the hard questions in life any longer! Prepare to enjoy the wonderful existance of having a disengaged intellect!
I wish this was true. The irony of this...I actually became a christian on April 1st. Maybe someday you'll come to Christ too.
ReplyDeleteHA! Good one! You had me there for a while. Happy April Fools to you too.
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ReplyDeleteOreo
Hmm. Such an auspicious date for an unexpected conversion...
ReplyDeleteKrutches said: "I wish this was true. The irony of this...I actually became a christian on April 1st. Maybe someday you'll come to Christ too."
ReplyDeleteWhy do you deny me, Krutches? Would you also deny the Lord if he came to you? O Ye of little faith.
Your brother on Christ,
Hump
Oh I wish I was an Oscar Myer Weiner,
ReplyDeleteThat is what I'd truly like to bee-ee,
Cause if I was an Oscar Myer Weiner,
Everyone would be in love with me!
Can I have your "In Reason We Trust" stamper since you won't be needing it anymore?
ReplyDeleteOreo
A blest April Fools' Day to you too, brother!
ReplyDeleteFor some inexplicable reason, I can't find your new blog site and I keep getting:
ReplyDeleteAddress Not Found
Firefox can't find the server at www.camelforchrist.com.
Maybe Satan is messing with my computer keeping me from seeing the glorious light? Please pray for my salvation...
- Fastthumbs
heheeh..I trust you all enjoyed my April Fools Day Posting.
ReplyDeleteFor anyone that believed for even one second that I had a lobotomy, or became insane / aka a believer, get real!!!!!!!
:)