An open letter to a Muslim terrorist on the occasion of his latest death threat

Dear American born Muslim cleric of Yemeni descent Anwar al-Awlaki,

I hope this letter finds its way to your attention. I trust you will find it of interest given your proclivities toward religious delusion and mass murder.

I understand you are the person who was responsible for instigating the Fort Hood murders by a Muslim US Army officer. If reports are correct, you were also behind the failed Times Square bombing attempt by another American Muslim. I imagine that the former gave you much satisfaction; the latter being something of a disappointment.

Now the rumor is that you are quite upset over May’s “Everyone Draw Muhammad Day” world wide protest event which was the brain child of Seattle cartoonist Molly Norris. It’s said that you have decided to have her executed because her drawing of a domino tile, a cup of tea, and a piece of thread, all of which she labeled “Mohammed,” is blasphemy against the prophet Mohammed (Pus Be Upon Him). I know because I read it here: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/2010/07/11/2010-07-11_cleric_anwar_alawlaki_puts_everybody_draw_mohammed_cartoonist_molly_norris_on_ex.html

Well, I have important information about this incident.

It wasn’t MOLLY Norris who drew those cartoons. It was CHUCK Norris. That’s right Chuck Norris; the 3rd rate actor- aging martial artist-far right Republican Christian religious whacko hypocrite, Crusader against Islam, self proclaimed super patriot and defiler of Mohammed (Prostatitis Be Upon Him). Chuck was the artist who actually rendered those inflammatory cartoons and many others that are too blasphemous to describe. I understand he lives in Navasota, Texas (zip code 77868). He shouldn’t be hard to find, he smells much like the unwashed buttocks of a lactose intolerant camel, a scent with which both you and the prophet Mo (Panties Are Upon Him) are likely quite familiar.

Additionally, I’m a tad offended. The drawings I posted on my blog during “Everyone Draw Mohammed Day” [ http://atheistcamel.blogspot.com/2010/05/make-may-20th-everyone-draw-mohammed.html ] were considerably more offensive than anything Chuck OR Molly drew. Fact is, I have a couple of images of him on my blog right now that I’m sure you will agree are worthy of my beheading. So, unless you’re just a publicity seeking gutless follower of the Pedophile Prophet Mohammed (Pork Be Upon Him) I’d like to know why this infidel is not as worthy of your fatwa of death as is Molly … I mean … Chuck Norris?

I can be reached through my blog, or via my atheistcamelchronicles@msn.com email address. If you’d care to just stop by and discuss this in person I live in New Hampshire. While we don’t have very much in the way of maggot infested Meshsh cheese; or representation of your mindless brethren who eschew toilet paper preferring to wipe their arses with their bare left hand and who kill themselves and children in the hopes of attaining paradise and being rewarded with sex with seventy-two Virginians (that’s right… it’s Virginians); we do have at least one camel and excellent maple syrup.

Looking forward to hearing from you at your earliest convenience.

Yours in blasphemy, a fellow American,

Hump