In lieu of an article this week I am posting a link to today's Washington Post story on my Eternal Earth-Bound Pets post rapture pet rescue web business. It ran on their website today, and will be in their paper Monday May 9. Enjoy!
May I suggest a half price special, just covering one predicted rapture date. If their prediction works they save. If they don't the get rap another day!
What strikes me as funny about the whole thing - they don't mind or they rejoice at the thought of millions of people, including their family and friends, suffering for eternity, but they are worried about their spaniel.
I like a nice simple blasphemy; the Holy Ghost sucks eggs and wears army boots.
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You're hitting the big time now! I love the last line of the story. "He takes Pay Pal"
ReplyDeleteHeheh..yeah. ;)
ReplyDeleteYou're a genius Hump...a genius.
ReplyDeleteThanks pal.. it's a fun ride.
ReplyDeleteHello Hump,
ReplyDeleteI must say that I am very impressed....Washington Post....good job.
I must say that your counter points to the interviewer’s charges were very thought out and concise. Good Logical Argumentation.
May I suggest a half price special, just covering one predicted rapture date. If their prediction works they save. If they don't the get rap another day!
ReplyDeleteThanks Engineer... after 100 interviews it becomes pretty predictable.
ReplyDeleteLu.. too much record keeping ;)
Well done. Next it will be the NY Times. Don't forget that I'm here for you if an EEP rep in Texas. I can take the bigger animals, too.
ReplyDeleteI haven't forgotten, Mike.
ReplyDeleteAnd the NY Times was going to run a story last year...but decided not to when I would not divulge the names of clients for them to contact.
The LA Times has had my interview in their hopper for three months now. I don't know if it will run or not before May 21. Still waiting.
The comments over at the article are closed. :(
ReplyDeleteWhat strikes me as funny about the whole thing - they don't mind or they rejoice at the thought of millions of people, including their family and friends, suffering for eternity, but they are worried about their spaniel.
I like a nice simple blasphemy; the Holy Ghost sucks eggs and wears army boots.
MaryLynn...
ReplyDeleteHey! Don't spoil it for me. Their spaniels are important to me. :)