Wednesday, October 12, 2011

“Cult!” as though it’s a dirty word



cult  noun
1. a particular system of religious worship, especially with reference to its rites and ceremonies.
2. an instance of great veneration of a person, ideal, or thing, especially as manifested by a body of admirers
3.the
object of such devotion.
4. a group or sect bound together by veneration of the same thing, person, ideal, etc.
5.Sociology . a group having a sacred ideology and a
set of rites centering around their sacred symbols.

Recently, in an attempt to discredit Mitt Romney, a Texas Evangelical preacher and supporter of Rick Perry referred to Mormonism as a cult. This drawling, inbred, worshipper of a dead Jewish figure who was either a charlatan sorcerer, or a Cynic preacher, or a befuddled maniac, or a social revolutionary, but clearly a composite of various pre-Jesus man-god myths is casting aspersions by using “cult” as an epithet to diminish Romney’s suitability for office.

Of course, he is correct. Mormonism is a cult. It satisfies every definition of cult. So too do the Baptists, the Methodists, the Catholics, Episcopalism, JWs, the Snake Handlers, Shakers, Quakers, and every other denomination or sect of Christianity. The early Romans writers referred to Christianity as a cult / cultus. Of course to religionists their form of cult isn't a cult at all...as though the term "religion" has more credibility and less dangerous connotations.

Oh, no doubt the befuddled bible banging twerp meant to use the term in the vernacular, where cult has taken on a sinister meaning reserved for 20th century upstart societies of outcasts misfits, and freaks. You know them as the Heavens Gate suicidal Nike wearing whackos; the Branch Dividian, Waco Texas human torches; the Kool Aid slurping followers of Jim Jones; Fundamentalist Mormons polygamist child rapists; and the ever lovable and completely deluded followers of a notorious charlatan sci-fi writer who invented Scientology.

It used to be said that the difference between a religion and a cult is its financial solvency. If that’s true, Mormonism, and Scientology are full fledged religions, having amassed a treasury that would put many third world countries to shame. But the fact is a religion by any other name is still a cult, and vice versa.

The only people who do not have rites and rituals; who eschew veneration of a person or an ideal; who have no object of devotion around which they kowtow; who are bound by no ideal or ideology; and who reject sacred symbols - are atheists. If anyone has the right to refer to religious groups as cults, in the vernacular sense or by the dictionary definition, it’s us.

To the undereducated, right wing, stone throwing, holier than thou, Gawd fearing mainstream worshippers of a myth imbued dead man this of course is impossible to comprehend. They will argue against the dictionary definition. They will insist they are exempt from the definition of cult. But the fact is this nation has had a cultist as its head of state ever since Thomas Jefferson left office. We’ll have another one in 2012.

Damn...I miss Jefferson.

7 comments:

  1. "To the undereducated, right wing, stone throwing, holier than thou, Gawd fearing mainstream worshippers of a myth imbued dead man this of course is impossible to comprehend."

    Don't hold back, Hump. Tell us how you really feel. :)

    "Damn...I miss Jefferson."

    Thomas or George?

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  2. A cult is a religion with no political power.
    -- Tom Wolfe

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  3. What about President Grant. I do not believe he belonged to any cult.

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  4. "A cult is a religion with no political power."
    -- Tom Wolfe

    In this country, religious cults are the only groups with political power.

    And speaking of cults, the good Xtians of Wyndgate Country Club in Rochester Hills, MI, cancelled the Center for Inquiry–Michigan event with biologist Richard Dawkins because of his atheist philosophy.

    "Prejudice against atheists manifested itself again when The Wyndgate Country Club in Rochester Hills, Michigan (outside of Detroit), cancelled an event with scientist and author Richard Dawkins after learning of Dawkins’s views on religion. The event had been arranged by the Center for Inquiry–Michigan (CFI), an advocacy group for secularism and science, and the Richard Dawkins Foundation for Reason and Science."


    or put in other contexts:

    Wyndgate Country Club in Rochester Hills, MI, cancelled the Center for Inquiry–Michigan event with biologist Richard Dawkins because of his Jewish religion.

    Wyndgate Country Club in Rochester Hills, MI, cancelled the Center for Inquiry–Michigan event with biologist Richard Dawkins because of his Mormon religion.

    Wyndgate Country Club in Rochester Hills, MI, cancelled the Center for Inquiry–Michigan event with biologist Richard Dawkins because of his Catholicism.

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  5. LuWeeks,
    While Grant was a steadfast defender of the separation of church and state, he was in fact a Methodist and attended church (if under duress to do so by his wife). He also had nice things to say about the Bible and its influence on civilization.

    So,I'm afraid he's more of a cultist than not... but it's a close call.

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  6. "They will argue against the dictionary definition. They will insist they are exempt from the definition of cult."

    In fact the Jesus freak of which you speak did just that. I watched with great amusement as Chris Mathews took him to task with the actual definition. Of course, the preacher insisted he was using a different definition

    Hump, let me know if you start selling Kool-aid. Camel Cult kind of has a ring to it

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