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The Camel's New Testament, guaranteed not to set mother against daughter / father against son.
Buy one for that special heathen in your life. Kindle or soft cover.
Amazon rated 4.5 out of 5 stars - The Camel's Old Testament. Kindle or soft cover.
The Camel's Old Testament : as true today as it was a few years ago.
Miss this guy.
Truer words were never spoken.
He's got a point there.
Texas' First Line of Defense against the Lone Star State's Religious Madness
If you're from Texas, or even if you're not.. check out these fearless freethinkers. Click on the Pic.
I drink to that! Now you can too.
Quote by Hump / Design by RevRobDiesel. Click pic to Cafepress.
Befriend a Camel...
after all how many camel friends do you have?
About Me
- Dromedary Hump
- DROMEDARY HUMP, The Atheist Camel,is the alter-ego of BART CENTRE, a lifelong freethinker, atheist activist and the author of "The Atheist Camel Chronicles: Debate Themes and Arguments for the Non-Believer," and "The Atheist Camel Rants Again!" A Vietnam veteran and “atheist in a foxhole,” he was awarded the Bronze Star, Combat Infantryman’s Badge, and Army Commendation medal. He is a retired senior vice president of a national retail corporation and holds a BA in psychology with a minor in religion. Mr. Centre is the creator of the Eternal Earth-Bound Pets post-Rapture pet rescue spoof website which has received worldwide attention and acclaim. A lifelong New Yorker, Mr. Centre now resides on his "camel ranch" in New Hampshire with his much-put-upon and saintly “quasi-Episcopal” wife of forty-three years and his two atheist dogs. He has two grown, freethinking sons.
You can thank us latter
Go figure.
Who knew that YOU were such an important cog in your God's plan ... and those kids' starvation is too.
"Oscar the Grouch, why hath thou forsaken me?"
"Forgive them, Jim Hensen, they know not what Muppets do." "Snuffalupagus behold your mother. Miss Piggy, behold your son." (So many possibilities so little space.)
The Koran
Click Pic for live action Jesus. It's a miracle!!
Even Jesus loves a Camel.
The perfect gift for the boy in your priest's life.
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The consummation of the Prophet's marriage to his new bride
Hey, at least he waited till she turned nine
The Prophet Muhammed
Is it any wonder why he couldn't get adult women and had to settle for children?
Fine Religious Art: Jesus endorses the Constitution of the United States
Well, that settles that!. Jesus was evidently a Founding Father and US citizen. OK, maybe an alien resident. Of course, since Jesus was illiterate he may as well be endorsing the menu at Wendy's.
Maybe Mormon polygamy isn't so bad: Julianne Hough, Marie Osmond...
Oh, wait.... never mind.
Sign in a Hasidic neighborhood in New York
Translation: "If we see your leg we will beat you into a much shorter life span."
Billy is about to get a lesson on the meaning of "The Religion of Peace"
"Thank you for your drawing of the Prophet Muhammad, Billy... but now we have to kill you."
Islamic fun at the beach?
Nah! Just preparing a rape victim for stoning in the prescribed Muslim manner, This should curb her unruly sexual desires.
Christianity Explained in 115 Words
The belief that a walking dead Jewish deity who was his own father although he always existed, commits suicide by cop, although he didn't stay dead, in order to give himself permission not to send you to an eternal place of torture that he created for you, but instead to let you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh, drink his blood, and telepathically promise him you accept him as your master, so he can cleanse you of an evil force that is present in mankind because a rib-woman and a mud-man were convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree, which he knew they would do to begin with. -- Anon. _________________________ The whole thing would make Jesus die laughing, if he wasn't already dead, and assuming he ever existed.
Documentary Storm: a world of reason on video
A gold mine of atheist documentaries, from Dawkins to Maher, to recent apostates. Check it out.
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6 comments:
Just curious.... does New Year's Eve sound and smell like a war zone there? Are there buck toothed yokels blasting their S&W 686 .357 magnum hand cannons and the like off into the air.... there? Mighty fine pistolas, but not for NYE. Are there bans on fireworks there in NH? I'm only asking because of a mutual friend in southern La. who says it is ridiculous there, with repeated obvious shots into the air, to land who knows through who's house.
"I love the smell of cordite in the morning"
Den!s,
Nah...no shooting in here. I think it's a southern thing. ;)
We do have one idiot neighbor who uses every holiday as an excuse to blast the neighborhood with (illegal) fireworks. Last night, he began at 7:00 pm. sending our dogs and horses into frenzied distress. So, not guns per se, but the need to blow something up in "celebration."
I should add: today has started out peacefully enough, with the Rose Parade on HGTV, and looking forward to the Rose Bowl this afternoon (Go Stanford!).
All the best for the New Year to you and yours, Hump!
Paul,
I guess every state and neighborhood has it's assholes. I imagine we've just been lucky. Stanford is bullying these poor Iowa boys. I love it ;)
have a great one my friend.
Mostly quiet on the western front (near Seattle WA - And yes our city has firework bands, although there were some distant booms from unincorporated King county a few miles east of us).
- Fastthumbs
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