Sunday, June 29, 2014

What’s Your Religio-Nutter IQ? Take this short quiz and find out.

Hardly a day goes by where my senses and intellect aren’t assaulted by some bizarre statement proffered by people in the public eye. It appears to be a never ending flow of stupid.  Some of them so crazy, so outlandish, so beyond the pale you’d swear it was a joke; alas, they are invariably as real as child porn on a priest’s laptop.

I’ve pulled together some quotes, past and current, for your head shaking pleasure.  To make it a fun experience, try and guess the religion and the political party of the person who said it. The name of the person isn’t necessary. You get 1 point for the correct religion and 1 point for the correct political party affiliation, for a maximum 22 points.

The answers can be found in the comment section of this article.  Just scroll down to the bottom of the article and click on comments. Feel free to leave your own comments as well. No cheating!!

1. “Any growing interest in soccer can only be a sign of the nation’s moral decay.”

2. ”If babies had guns, they wouldn’t be aborted.”

3. “What I am saying is that  ….what we need to do is defund the executive branch, number one…”

4. "I am suspect [of the World Cup games] because, here's the thing. Why, at a time when there are so many national and international issues of such prominence -- I'm a little suspicious of yet another bread-and-circus routine. Let's roll out the marijuana, pull back the laws, and get people even more crazy about yet another entertainment event.”

5. ''If God had not intended for us to eat animals, how come He made them out of meat?''

6. “You know, we all have our inner demons. I, for one, I can’t speak for you, but I’m on the verge of moral collapse at any time.”

7.   “… the First Amendment applies only to Christians because Buddha didn’t create us, Mohammed didn’t create us, it was the God of the Holy Scriptures who created us.”

8. “…. There will be shortages of aspirin and a hike in staph infections under Obamacare… the death panel will tell many of us ‘Go home and die!’”

9. “The only way to reduce the number of nuclear weapons is to use them.”

10.  Government shouldn't require private businesses to serve customers of all races
”I abhor racism. I think it’s a bad business decision to exclude anybody from your restaurant — but, at the same time, I do believe in private ownership."

11. “This country isn’t ran
[sic]by just one individual it’s ran [sic] by four branches, but three branches that are in control of this,”

Thhuh, thuhhh, thuhh... That's All Folks!


Dromedary Hump said...


1. Ann Coulter, FOX talking head, Christian , GOP
2. Steve Stockman, (R-TX) Christian, GOP.
3. Michelle Bachmann, (R-MN) Christian, GOP
4. Dr. Keith Ablow, FOX talking head, Jewish, GOP
5. Sarah Palin, Christian, GOP
6. Glenn Beck, FOX talking head, Mormon, GOP
7. Alabama Chief Justice Roy Moore, Christian, GOP
8. Ted Cruz’s (R-TX) father Rafael Cruz, Christian, GOP
9. Rush Limbaugh, radio personality, Christian, GOP
10. Rand Paul, (R-KY) Christian, GOP
11. Markwayne Mullin (R-OK) Christian, GOP

19-22 POINTS: Expert Religio-Nutter spotter.
15-18 POINTS: Sharpshooter Religio-Nutter spotter.
12-14 POINTS: Marksman Religio-Nutter spotter
0-11 POINTS: Coma patient, or you’re not paying attention.

Author’s note: If you see a trend there, and if you are still a Republican, you may want to consider who your bedfellows are and how it defines you.

Carl said...

I guessed right on all of them GOP the party of the religious nuts!

Dromedary Hump said...

I knew you would, Carl ;)

Dromedary Hump said...

This just came out, one day too late to include in the quiz, unfortunately. It's classic religio-GOPer, and from my "fav" region of the nation.

Tony Perkins (Family Research Council) said that gay people are part of a 21st century plot to round up and exterminate Christians.