Hump Defends a Christian Fundie !!!????

The internet, and the media has been roundly piling on that moronic, fake boobed, fundie fanatic homophobe Miss California. It’s a veritable feeding frenzy. I have two positions that may appear at odds with each other:

1. MISS CALIFORNIA IS A FUNDIE DOUCHEBAG.

2. SHE IS BEING UNFAIRLY CRUCIFIED.

“Whats this???” you say, “Hump defending a fanatical religionist homophobic twit, how is this possible?” Well, it comes down to a matter of fairness.

Let’s be realistic -- this was a freekin beauty pageant! It's only rasison d'etre is to feed men's and Rosie O'Donnell's masturbatory fantasies. The kind of questions they have typically asked these silicon enhanced Barbie dolls usually revolve around world peace, saving children, feeding the poor, or what their favorite color is. Instead, Miss California was presented with a stacked deck.

She never should have been asked that question on gay marriage. It was asked by a homosexual judge who had an axe to grind and very likely knew her position before he asked it. Even if he didn’t, the fact that he asked it and got an answer he didn’t like, and that is counter to what most enlightened people believe, is no grounds for her demonization.

If she hadn’t clearly been lambasted and piled on for her conservative perspective, honestly answered, then it’s likely she would have won the pageant, and never would have taken to the anti-gay / religious testimony campaign trail that she’s on. The monster that created her post pageant activism was a pageant official with an agenda, and political correctness run amok.
The fact that four or five year old nude pictures were suddenly dredged up makes it appear as just another attempt to get back at her for her anti-gay position.

Lets look at this another way; if a candidate were asked about her “spiritual” perspective, and she answered she was an atheist, where do you think that would lead? And after she was discarded as an unacceptable Miss America, if she went on the campaign trail and aired her opposition to religion and its hypocrisy, how many Christian blogs, organizations, and media sources would be pointing and saying “See … she’s a hater, just like all atheists, she didn’t deserve to win, lets go find more dirt to discredit her with.”

If a contestant is asked a question that has two possible answers, and ONE of those answers will cause her to be negatively viewed / demonized / disqualified even though it’s answered truthfully, then that question is not a valid challenge… it’s a set up.

It’s tantamount to the “God gives Free Will” nonsense that Christians argue: "Sure," they say, "you have free will to believe in God or not, but if you decide NOT, then you burn in hell for eternity." What The Funk kind of “free will” option is that?!?

Now, I have no sympathy for her religious idiocy, or her stunted troglodyte-like social position. But I know a lynching when I see one. I for one won’t participate in it. To do so would be too Christian.