Friday, May 4, 2012

The Camel’s Top 10 List of Stupid Christian Statements




Fanatical commitment to a specific mindset or agenda has a tendency to breed some really irrational thinking. This is true for just about any extremist position.  I don’t care how much you hated Bush Lite, he didn’t conspire to blow up the World Trade towers on 9/11.   And no, Jethro, aliens didn’t travel a few hundred light years in order to exercise their artistic skills in cousin Daryl’s wheat fields.

People have the right, of course, to believe and say what they like. But when invention, falsehood, myth, and ignorance are repeated often enough it can become accepted as popular fact and firmly ensconced in the fabric of society and this can be dangerous. When overwhelming evidence and unassailable documentation is dismissed out of hand, with no superior or even marginal objective evidence or documentation to refute it, relying instead on “this is what we believe” - it can have [quality of] life threatening implications for some or all of us.  

When it comes to all out stupid statements the hard core Christians are at the apex of the scale. The more Xtian they are the more stupid are the things they believe and say.  This doesn’t mean all Xtians say stupid things, only those who allow their religion to intrude so far into the realm of reality that it permits religio-think to supplant the objectively reasoned and factual ... intentionally or unknowingly.  

With this in mind, here is my list of the top 10 most stupid things Christians say:

10. Atheists are un-American and Communists
9.   Hitler was an atheist
8.   Einstein was a believer
7.   Atheism is responsible for more deaths than is Christianity.
6.   Catholicism has always promoted scientific discovery and learning.
5.   Thomas Jefferson and the Founding Fathers were Christians;
4.   The USA is a Xtian Nation founded on the Ten Commandments.
3.   Evolutionary theory is a lie (and / or “evolution is just a theory”).
2.  “Separation of Church and State” is an invention of atheists because
       those words  aren’t in  the Constitution.
                        ...and the number 1 most moronic statement by Xtians:
      Homosexuality is a choice.

I won’t bother to provide the refutation to this laundry list of stupid.  We all know, or can readily access, the objective evidence that puts them to shame.  And the list is certainly not all inclusive as I’m sure you could add your own examples.
 
While I have long given up trying to debate fundies on their devotion to the supernatural as an exercise in the absurd, I hate to allow this kind of blatant garbage to go unchallenged. I’ll refrain from time consuming discussions, as I have tennis elbow in my pearl casting arm and it is inflamed easily with these swine. I will at least try to give them a few documented quotes and a link to source material which refutes their foolishness with objective evidence.

Why bother?  Because to simply ignore it would be to surrender the high ground of truth and reality to the most vapid and unschooled among us, permitting their stupidity to promulgate unfettered.  Their kind of stupidity is virtually criminal, and the last thing I’ll ever want to be accused of is being an accessory to the fact.

It may not do any good at the moment, but it occasionally segways into a blasphemy laced dressing down; the next best thing to a visit from a Mormon for this old camel.
      

12 comments:

NewEnglandBob said...

That is a good list. Unfortunately, there can be so many more entries to it. The list of Stupid Christian Statements is a pale comparison to the Orthodox Jewish list. Start that off with the 613 mitzvot (commandments) that are binding upon Jews...LOL

Loren Scott said...

Looks pretty comprehensive to me. Of course this is just the "top" 10 out of, ohhhh, perhaps 1000 stupid thing that Christians say. But, it's a pretty good 10. :)

David said...

I heard this one the other day:

"Separation of church and state was intended to prevent interference in the church from the state and was to protect religious freedom. We should not take it to mean a prohibition on the church taking part in matters of the state."

I think that could be added to the list.

flyz4free said...

One of my favs is "The Earth was created with the appearance of age" to explain away the verifiable age of fossils, the earth, the known universe, etc. Loonie dipsticks!

gristleoflife said...

What did you do Bart? Steal their playbook?

Also-
"in order to exercise their artistic skills in cousin Daryl’s wheat fields."

Or anally probe our livestock.

David said...

I'm glad you topped the list with the "Homosexuality is a choice" line. This has got to be the quintessential example of Xtianity think that is just downright harmful. I know of no gay people, (even those terminally infected with any one of the three Abrahamic mind viruses), that say they remember that day when they sat down and chose what gender they would be attracted to, and despite the testimony of millions of gay people with their first hand accounts of their own real experiences, the religious will say, "Yes but even though we are not gay and have no idea what it is like, we know better than you, because we have a book written thousands of years ago by a bunch of barbaric cave dwellers that tell us so."

Engineer of Knowledge said...

Hello Hump,
Where I have not left a comment in a while, I did want you to know that I stop by often to read your postings.

Bottom Line….I love a logical mind at work and you never disappoint my friend. Yes there is a lot of stupid made up mind thoughts or just nihilistic rhetoric rants that come from the “Ultra Religious Evangelical Fundamentalist,” that can so easily be disproved or shown to be inaccurate by employing Logical Argumentation skills…..none which the “Faith Bangers” demographics can demonstrate….nor concept there of.

Darren Lacey said...

I am especially fond of the last one. Being recently paroled from my ancient belief in fairy tales, i used to believe that statement word for word.I was,as a result quite a homophobe. I am now free from that ignorance and have a new appreciation of everyone we share this rock with.So glad to be rid of my personal cloak of religious intolerance!

Darren Lacey said...

Hi Hump. Im new here and love your blog. that last statement was gospel to me until my parole from fantasyland a few years back.I used to be quite a homophobe for no other reason than generations of indoctrination. I am now so happy to be free and to recognize others as members of this great world we live in! once your eyes are opened its hard to imagine how biggoted religion really is. Im sure I will have much to ad here, even though many are older posts, I'm Playing catch-up here. Thanks for your perspective and sharing!

Cheers!

Anonymous said...

I love this. There was actually a lady who said that dinosaurs didn't exist because the bible did not say so and the earth is not that old. Can you believe the stupidity of Christians? They refuse to believe things that have proof and demand that everyone believe something which has no authenticity behind it.

kimsland said...

How do you know Jesus actually lived and died on the cross, or that God himself even exists?

Ridiculous Religious Answer "Because its written in the bible"

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You know the bible also says MANY other nonsense things like stoning your child to death. But THIS is their reason? They are truly mad.

Anonymous said...

Great list---although I was hoping it would contain some of the non-sequitur statements often made by christians such as "my lord is my god"