Thursday, July 15, 2010

An open letter to a Muslim terrorist on the occasion of his latest death threat


Dear American born Muslim cleric of Yemeni descent Anwar al-Awlaki,

I hope this letter finds its way to your attention. I trust you will find it of interest given your proclivities toward religious delusion and mass murder.

I understand you are the person who was responsible for instigating the Fort Hood murders by a Muslim US Army officer. If reports are correct, you were also behind the failed Times Square bombing attempt by another American Muslim. I imagine that the former gave you much satisfaction; the latter being something of a disappointment.

Now the rumor is that you are quite upset over May’s “Everyone Draw Muhammad Day” world wide protest event which was the brain child of Seattle cartoonist Molly Norris. It’s said that you have decided to have her executed because her drawing of a domino tile, a cup of tea, and a piece of thread, all of which she labeled “Mohammed,” is blasphemy against the prophet Mohammed (Pus Be Upon Him). I know because I read it here: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/2010/07/11/2010-07-11_cleric_anwar_alawlaki_puts_everybody_draw_mohammed_cartoonist_molly_norris_on_ex.html

Well, I have important information about this incident.

It wasn’t MOLLY Norris who drew those cartoons. It was CHUCK Norris. That’s right Chuck Norris; the 3rd rate actor- aging martial artist-far right Republican Christian religious whacko hypocrite, Crusader against Islam, self proclaimed super patriot and defiler of Mohammed (Prostatitis Be Upon Him). Chuck was the artist who actually rendered those inflammatory cartoons and many others that are too blasphemous to describe. I understand he lives in Navasota, Texas (zip code 77868). He shouldn’t be hard to find, he smells much like the unwashed buttocks of a lactose intolerant camel, a scent with which both you and the prophet Mo (Panties Are Upon Him) are likely quite familiar.

Additionally, I’m a tad offended. The drawings I posted on my blog during “Everyone Draw Mohammed Day” [ http://atheistcamel.blogspot.com/2010/05/make-may-20th-everyone-draw-mohammed.html ] were considerably more offensive than anything Chuck OR Molly drew. Fact is, I have a couple of images of him on my blog right now that I’m sure you will agree are worthy of my beheading. So, unless you’re just a publicity seeking gutless follower of the Pedophile Prophet Mohammed (Pork Be Upon Him) I’d like to know why this infidel is not as worthy of your fatwa of death as is Molly … I mean … Chuck Norris?

I can be reached through my blog, or via my atheistcamelchronicles@msn.com email address. If you’d care to just stop by and discuss this in person I live in New Hampshire. While we don’t have very much in the way of maggot infested Meshsh cheese; or representation of your mindless brethren who eschew toilet paper preferring to wipe their arses with their bare left hand and who kill themselves and children in the hopes of attaining paradise and being rewarded with sex with seventy-two Virginians (that’s right… it’s Virginians); we do have at least one camel and excellent maple syrup.

Looking forward to hearing from you at your earliest convenience.

Yours in blasphemy, a fellow American,

Hump

18 comments:

Tracey said...

Let's hear it for Mohamhead! Piss be upon him. Odd that you blogged about this. The Mr. and I were discussing the Mohamhead art last night. I told him there might be a fatwa against me for all I know.

Dromedary Hump said...

Tracey...
Yep, that MoHAMhead image you gave me certainly would qualify you for stoning or beheading.

But if and when he gets to NH, I don't think he'll be feeling up to making any trips to Arkansas.

NewEnglandBob said...

Actually, it was Sarah Palin who drew them...

and, and, and it was Sharon Angle who also drew them...

and Mitt Romney, and Rush Limbaugh and Glen Beck...

Don't forget Drom, if Anwar al-Awlaki does come to visit, you can serve him some Camel Balls.

Dromedary Hump said...

Heheh...yeah, them too!
and I'll be serving him his OWN balls first ;)

NewEnglandBob said...

Let me know if he is on the way there. I will supply a silver platter to use.

Angel said...

Sorry but my brain is fixating on the bare-hand-wiping-arse thing. I mean, I know cheap toilet paper is a bit rough on the tush but come on!! That's just nasty.

You've got oil. Trade it for TP.

And Hump, the news today blows my mind on BP. Maybe once Libya also gets a leaky faucet in their deep sea well they'll reconsider trading that terrorist for the $$$mullah BP was offering. Maybe Libya will bomb the shit out of BP's headquarters.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/38256677/ns/world_news-africa/?GT1=43001

Dromedary Hump said...

Angel,
yeah.. the Hadith recommends either stones, or ones bare left hand to wipe their ass. Lovely.

If that report is true, I heard it this morning, then everyone at BP, and The UK gov't officals who worked thru the blood money deal better be wearing their steel jock straps.

Tracey said...

It's a purely fucked up religion that even has instructions on the righteous way to wipe one's ass. The whole Abrahamic pantheon is messed up with it. The Torah/Old Testament also has such directions.

Dromedary Hump said...

Yes, true. But only ONE of the Abrahamic religions wipes its ass with one hand and blows up innocent people with the other.

DM said...

we do better DEMOLITIONS than you, savage...


RENOUNCE YOUR ATHEISM AND JOIN THE SOCIALIST FAITH!


let them know if the MDC continues more people will die...

the WORLD TRADE CENTER PROPHECY - THE DANCE OF DEATH

WORLD TRADE CENTER PROPHECY>


FLUSH ATHEISM!

Actually it is a ROYAL FLUSH!!!

Let me show you how ATHEISTS were partially responsible for 911

These ATHEISTS NEED TO BE ON THE TERRORIST WATCH LIST!

You don’t even have SCIENCE on your side…

You’re a perfect example of when PHILOSOPHY becomes an ENEMY OF LIFE...

http://stephenlaw.blogspot.com/2010/06/playing-mystery-card.html

not quite samantha with her *supernatural spit*, eh?

this isn't one of your little WORD GAMES...

blasphemy is a DEATH SENTENCE

you people actually BELIEVE the BS you preach!

GOD 1 - atheists 0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQcNiD0Z3MU


Atheists,

you are ENEMIES OF GOD AND ARE GOING TO BE ANNIHILATED...

Repent and turn to God or be destroyed...

YOU HAVE NO CHOICE...

my interpretation of the STATUE FIRE... it symbolizes the SPIRITUAL DEATH of atheism...

http://www.latimes.com/news/custom/topofthetimes/national/la-naw-0616-jesus-statue-lightning-20100616,0,4295974.story

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2010/6/16/1276680110544/The-King-of-Kings-statue--005.jpg

http://www.latimes.com/media/photo/2010-06/54332292.jpg


http://friendlyatheist.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/butterjesus-1.jpg

PRINCESS DI IS WEARING A NEW DRESS!

http://www.princeofwales.gov.uk/speechesandarticles/a_speech_by_hrh_the_prince_of_wales_titled_islam_and_the_env_252516346.html
______________________________
http://skepticblog.org/2010/04/06/would-i-ever-pray-for-a-miracle/

Shermer, I WANT TO SEE YOU BEG FOR A MIRACLE...
___________________
we do like your music Lady Gaga, but...

The B**BQUAKE - 911

Let me show you the FATE OF TRAITORS...

http://www.loiterink.com/photos/products/182_3424_500x500.jpg

they are incapable of telling the difference between SCIENTIFIC *FACT* AND
RELIGIOUS AND PHILOSOPHICAL *TRUTH*... FATAL ERROR!

they also preach a *VALUE FREE SCIENCE* called *POSITIVISM* that ignores the
inequalities of wealth and power in capitalist civilization...

for a sample taste of PZ Myers' GARBAGE...

http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2010/06/sunday_sacrilege_imagine_no_he.php

HIJACKING IN PROGRESS!!!

http://hawaiiwebgroup.com/maui-design/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/website-hijacking.jpg

HIJACKING IN PROGRESS!!!

how can these HEADLESS IDIOTS BET AGAINST GOD!!!
________________________________________
what happens when you LOSE Pascal's Wager...

http://www.peterkreeft.com/topics/pascals-wager.htm
____________
you FIGHT PAPER MONSTERS...

the blood and bodies of the atheist movement...

you mofos killed MICKEY MOUSE!!!!

this has more TRUTH then what Dawkins, Randi, Harris, Myers, and Shermer
combined have said in their entire lives...

http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=5R2wE8Sduhs&playnext_from=TL&videos=hht1U_19anc&feature=rec-LGOUT-exp_fresh%2Bdiv-1r-3-HM

they tried to BULLDOZE the entire METAPHYSICAL DIMENSION...
they LOST THE WAR......

you have FORFEIT YOUR SOUL, shermer... you have become an object in the material world, as you WISHED...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUB4j0n2UDU

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/7/11792994_ffaaee87fa.jpg

we're gonna smash that TV...

They had become ENEMIES OF THE PEOPLE AND OF GOD...

you pushed too much and *CROSSED THE LINE*

degenerates (PZ) or children (HEMANT) - ATHEISTS!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRRg2tWGDSY

do you have anything to say, you STUPID LITTLE F*CKER?

how about I tell you, Mr. Shermer, EVERYTHING YOU THINK ABOUT THE WORLD is
*WRONG*

THE BOOBQUAKE - 911!
****************************************************
http://dissidentphilosophy.lifediscussion.net/philosophy-f1/the-boobquake-911-t1310.htm

Motorhead said...

LMAO!! Most excellent, Hump! Let them team up! I can picture that SOB showing up to Hump-ville with an ass wiping rock in one hand and Chuck Norris in the other. Chuck is doing some kind of ninja dance while SOB #1 is putting his rock to use. Hump is watching this madness while locking and loading and says,
"Hey! Mrs. Hump! C'mere and watch this!" BAM BAM BAM!!
"Nice shootin' Mr. Hump! Lemmy squeeze off a couple rounds of that baby and we'll go get some lunch. My treat!!" LOL!
HILARIOUS!!

Den!s said...

do people have their own ass rocks? and do they wash them between movements? if a muslim knows you are an infidel he will offer his left hand to shake (ewww). They have all sorts of customs which is a whole other humpage :)

Angel said...

The eww factor in this is just disgusting but I gotta ask right along with Dennis: where do they put their crap rocks after after use? Or their crappy hand? What about in restaurants?!!!

I feel a sudden urge to bathe in isopropyl rubbing alcohol.

I don't need a holy book to tell me how to wipe my ass. Of course if the paper's handy...

... oops. I ran out of Genesis!! I need some Exodus. Anybody got Exodus?? Anybody??

zarton said...

Freakin' hilarious hump, but in all honesty, I've drawn the pedophile Mohammad more times than I have drawn bathwater. It's time to overrun these zealots with more infidels than they can shake a filthy koran at. Let them all suck Camel Balls!

Dromedary Hump said...

Motorhead.. Heheheh... well, my hope is that both of them are eliminated in a fight to the death.
But indeed, my most difficult decision would be should I just off the bastard with my concealed weapon when he enters my property; or should I let loose a burst of full auto on his rock wiped ass :)

Den!s, Angel ... Ha!! I'm thinking the rocks are one use only. But I'd strongly advise against doing any rock hunting when you visit the middle east... at least not w/out gloves.

Zar... indeed. But I don't want any of them sucking MY camel balls. Not even the muslim women. You know what they say: why is a Muslim woman like a hockey team? They both shower after the third period.

longhorn believer said...

Great job of bait and switch Hump! Are you shaking in your hooves? Maybe you should just stick your head in the sand until the fatwa blows over :-)

Dromedary Hump said...

Long.., eh.. I do't think so.
I'm expecting those demented rag heads will bring a knife to a gun fight.

DM said...

Is America burning yet?

Maybe we need some more...


we use the DIVINE against the ESTABLISHMENT... you?


we do better DEMOLITIONS than you, savage...


RENOUNCE YOUR ATHEISM AND JOIN THE SOCIALIST FAITH!


let them know if the MDC continues more people will die...

the WORLD TRADE CENTER PROPHECY - THE DANCE OF DEATH

WORLD TRADE CENTER PROPHECY