Saturday, April 11, 2009

Words of Good Tidings on Easter



Mark 16:6 Be not affrighted: Ye seek The Easter Bunny which was crucified: he is risen; he is not here: behold the place where they laid him.

For on the 3rd day He arose, squeezed out a few chocolate eggs, and hopped out to spread the word of Cadburys and Peeps to all the pagans of the world.

Unfortunately, the mold in the tomb caused a cancerous growth to form on The Bunny’s back, a burden He was forced to carry around with Him forever.

Happy Crucified Bunny Day to One and All.

8 comments:

sunnyskeptic said...

I wish I could have a bunny with a saddle. That's how I would get to work, can you imagine how awesome that would be? And you'd always have a fresh supply of colorful eggs!

DromedaryHump said...

but if there is a pooper scooper law in your town, you'd really have a handful. so to speak. ;)

WhyNot said...

Howdy,


Valérie insisted I should take a look at your site, saying in essence I'd like what I'd see.

Well, she's fucking right - dog bless her catholic soul.

Man, I'm speechless. You're just brilliant. I read several of your articles and showed them to my girlfriend who equally thinks the sun shines out of your very comely camel's ass.

This got me thinking and I'm now seriously contemplating starting a new sect. The "Camel Hump Humping" sect. Fornicating and copulating would be the primary jolly activities and there would be much rejoicing humping around bonfires while praising the Great Dromedary in the Sky.

I would very much like you to be the High Priest. I'll just be but a humble camel and you can ride on my back. Together we can go for long crusades à la Saint Louis and convert all the sad, sad pagan dromedaries and camels of the world and make them see the light by shining it good and proper up their asses and humps.

What says you?

Yours,
Commie-bastard-who-has-just-seen-the-light WhyNot

PS: Microdot! What a small world, I and the rest of the PP crew were wondering what happened to you during these last 2 weeks. I wrote you an email 2 or 3 days ago but got no reply. Glad to see you're still alive and well.

DromedaryHump said...

Whynot,
Thanks!..(I think), you're too kind.

And your girlfriend certainly has excellent taste in dromedarian pulchritude.

You start the cult, I'll come and partake in the social activities.

Thanks for reading and for your comments.
Hump

crazydad said...

For next year:

http://www.zazzle.com/crucified+rabbit+gifts

DromedaryHump said...

LOL!! Love that bunny T!!

sunnyskeptic said...

I could give the colorful eggs to the local food shelf for the poor chitlins.

Barb said...

Small world, isn't it, Whynot and Microdot?